#or am I right lads

[dizziedummi]

Just blocked my ex on tumblr, cat is sitting next to me, got a cup of milk and a chocolate muffin, watching some P.M. Seymour…All is good.

And then my brain just decides that now is the perfect time for the “HEART BAD, FEAR BAD, NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE” emotion, basically this

But strangely my cat actually makes it all okay :3

[egophiliac]

queen of diamonds, upright + reversed 💎

I've redone this like eighty times, I have to just be done with it now and stop staring at all my mistakes oh no 🫠

[soupedman]

[jibberjibbsart]

Oh to be the Hero of Hyrule

[lonelyzarquon]

Peter Capaldi as Angus Flint THE LAIR OF THE WHITE WORM (1988) dir. Ken Russell

[qinluna]

SYLUS who has loved you endlessly and forever. who never falters even in the face of death, as the only thing that ever stuck as his ultimate priority was ensuring your safety. who initially teases you about the mundane things you find joy in, only to memorize each and every detail. who quite literally puts everything on the line that dares to threaten your life or serve as an obstacle for your happiness. SYLUS—who has sworn to himself to give you the world at all costs—if it meant the cosmos had to burn, if it meant that gods would have to be betrayed and killed.

[shouwji]

he's so rough and he's SO BIG, I KNOW HES BIG dksksodosod mc is stronger than me bcs w all the manhandling and MARKING, i wouldve started moaning, begging and grinding on his cawk like there's no tomorrow.

[bribinart]

a late night debate!! (prints)

[yes-no-maybe-soo]

Ngl it hurts my soul to see how often Sylus is written by fans as a player or worse a cheater :( To my mind the words "Sylus" and "Cheater" do not belong in the same sentence. They are incompatible. My brain literally does not compute.

The man is the the embodiment of loyalty and devotion, the definition of the word "loverboy". His soul literally smells like flowers. He made a whole field of daturas bloom just for his beloved. He exchanged half of his soul with them. He gave his life so that they wouldn't lose theirs.

With his wealth, his power, and his looks he could have basically any person he wants. But that's the thing. He doesn't want anyone that isn't MC/You. For the entirety of his long life, he has only ever had eyes for one person alone, only ever loved and desired a single individual. He has remained steadfastly loyal even during the — likely vast number — of years that he couldn't be with MC/You.

Just look at how he looks at MC/You. You can literally see his heart in his eyes.

That's the gaze of a man looking at his most precious treasure 💖

And of course , there is also this:

Which I believe is a 100% intentional declaration on his part as to his complete devotion to his beloved.

So yeah. I am firmly in camp "Sylus would rather impale himself on a sword than be unfaithful, either physically or emotionally"

He is a lover and a yearner.

And he is locked tf in 🫶🏻

"Our souls are bound. We will never betray each other. Even if doomsday arrives outside this Sanctuary. Even if the world crumbles."

🐉❤️ 🐦‍⬛

[b4kuch1n]

polymer broadcast signal hijack

[ivohex]

NSFW predictions for Nightly Rendezvous cards bc I CANNOT get the brainworms out:

You and Rafayel totally had some kind of fight and he stormed off to his room (are you out of town at some art exhibition? it looks like a hotel room 👀) but you followed him so you're about to have the rawest, most toe-curling angry makeup sex

You and Xavier went undercover at a gala and you had to flirt with someone as a distraction, triggering Xavier's possessiveness so later when you rendezvous (heh) in a private room he decides to take his "anger" out on you (gone wrong) (gone sexual)

I keep seeing chocolates in the official commissions so I bet MC bought some alcoholic chocolates as a treat and Zayne ate them all without realizing they were alcoholic LMAO (ik that's not how it works but please god that would be so funny)

You and Sylus went to another auction together, you're flirty all night and hint at taking things to the next level, and then when you finally get back to his place all the tension just finally spills over 😫😫

[maskednerd]

[capnkirk17]

[makemeactup]

The slut in me is quaking

[sysig]

[callmetippytumbles]

So it has not even been twenty-four hours since the Nightly Rendezvous banner has been out and I have learned/experienced the following:

Zayne’s card does EXACTLY what you think it does but not in the way you think it would. (And he has safely made it home.)

Also, Zayne is big into role playing.

Xavier is never gonna beat dem freak allegations. NEVER. (His card has yet to come home…I will rectify this immediately.)

I thought we saw the height of Xavier’s possessive jealousy with the cat butler card. We haven’t. This new card said “the sky is the starting point.”

If you played Choices and were a King Liam stan in The Royal Romance, you gonna have a hard time choosing between Xavier and Zayne. IFYKYK.

More to come…

Update:

One word: SYLUS!

(His card definitely needs to be mine. Pookie needs to come home.)

Sylus wants to be normal with us.

Also, he bites.

I have a theory. MC is deadass a FREAK. She/They bring out the freak in Zayne/Rafayel and match the freak in Xavier and Sylus. Tell me I am wrong.

ALL OF THESE MEN ARE FUCKING. FERAL.